Tilly Kummz

I work hard standing up… and lying down.”

Mathilda Francesca Naomi Kummz (Tilly F.N. Kummz) was the youngest of three from an upper class family in the Central Park area of Manhattan. Her street sisters often joke that she was born with a silver spoon in her ****. Despite her good breeding, sophisticated upbringing, and childhood of luxury, Tilly is trash. She has spent days at a time passed out in remote areas of Central Park and Queens and has her own solitary cell on permanent reserve at Rikers due to her propensity for resisting authority (where the phrase ‘Tilly Timeout’ originated). She has posed for Playboy, Hustler, and Knuckle, and has a recently discontinued character based on her in the illustrated Lemon People Magazine in Japan. She is often criticized because she believes the next generation of porn involves scratch-and-sniff in combination with Harry Potter-like moving images. Tilly was brought to Atlanta as part of a multi-tiered CDC study aimed at identifying unknown STDs, which is partially described in the Times article ‘The Big Appledemic: Open Borders and Open Legs’. After her relocation to the south, Tilly decided to attempt more upscale endeavors by leaving the streets for Burlesque, where she hopes to find her place on stage singing and dancing in between her coughing fits.