“My mother said I’d never amount to anything. But little does she know, I mount things all the time!”

“Be good, or be good at it—and if you are, name it after me.”

“I don’t have an innie – OR an outie.”

“I work hard standing up… and lying down.”

“Life’s a Party, and my Honey-Buttered Pussy is the Piñata.”

“Got blow?!”

“I like it big; Hair, heels, and EVERYTHING in between.”

“I make all my money… On the street.”

“I might be new to the streets, but I’m no stranger to hitting the sheets!”